Do you like my outfit? I do! I picked it out ALL by myself. My mom wants to put me in clothes that match and shoes that fit my feet. We argue over this a lot! It's my free agency, right? My mom says she was too tired to fight with me today. Too bad she isn't going to be nine months pregnant forever. In the meantime, I am going to take advantage of this. I don't think my hair needs to be combed or put in a ponytail either. I like it to get crusty and sticky from food. I think I look fabulous!